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156- Kodak Rain
[Voice post]
[Rustling sound of Excel sifting through some photos]
....... I hadn't really realized until now.
I've lead a worryingly eventful life, huh? It really puts things into perspective to see all the weird crap that happens to you just printed right out like that. If I didn't know better by now, I'd probably have fallen into a paranoia- ( Read more... ) -
167- Lists and stuff
Top Secret things nobody knows:- My real name.
- My real age.
- My measurements. Those of you who do, know that those numbers go with you to the grave. If you don't make sure of it, I will.
- Who I really work for.
- What I really do.
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153- Hangover from Hell
[Accidental voice post]
HAUUUUUUUUGH!
My....... h-head....................... W-WhaT tHe heLL............. happEned...............? What DaY is iT..............?
Whuuuuuuugh...................... !@#$%!@$&..........
[Various curses and grumbling, the sound of someone swaying uneasily and the sound of a pan dropping on the floor.]
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110- Can't think of funny subject titles//Excel rants all the time, so do I
[Voice Post]
Hmmm... well, it's a little small, but I guess it should work alright. Yes! Transportation acquired! My mobility has increased 150%!
[Sounds of a wrench or something similar, accompanied by the sound of wheels moving]
Don't need think I need these things..... Dunno if some kid's missing a bike tonight, but I guess that shouldn't really ( Read more... ) -
83- Horse of a different color
Geez. Everyone's acting pretty weird today. Mr Sweeney, you still want me to come in to work today?
Hey, Mel-chan, you still the same? I saw that stuff with your friends going all weird. Ah, they'll get over it. Right?
At least I'm still the same.Hawhawhaw~....
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[OOC: Or not. Only thing I could think to change about her was that she ( Read more... ) -
69- ......... Nah, too easy
I still don't see what was so bad about that outfit, you guys, my partners wore basically the same thing back home. I kind of liked it. And then there was that whole superhero thing, that was pretty nifty, too. Always fancied myself a bringer of truth and righteousness to the masses, y'know? Save a corrupt world from itself and all that cliche ( Read more... )